Wee Wee Roulette 

Now, a few years ago I had a problem with gambling that nearly cost me everything important to me.

That’s well and truly in the past. I’ve not had a bet for over two years now, and no urge to do so. At the time I’d bet on pretty much anything! One of my favourite games was Roulette.
Little Miss OMG has developed her own version that I refer to as wee wee Roulette. 

It’s a simple game, similar to betting on Red or Black and goes like this.

“Wee wees Daddy! Wee wees!”

A quick trip to the bathroom, nappy off and lift her onto the toilet. If I’m lucky she sits there for 30 seconds, jumps off and wipes her bum. Note NO wee wee!
She then pulls up her trousers and wanders off to whatever now takes her interest.

I must then decide is she going to wee (red) or not (black)!

If I think it’s safe she can wander about in just the trousers, if not the nappy fight begins. Sometimes the mention of the nappy has her back saying,

“Wee wees Daddy”

Back on the toilet. No wee!

Sometimes I get it wrong and am then left with the clean up operation. Thankfully she’s not yet hit the carpet. I’ll be dead if that happens!!

The problem is she did this a few weeks ago and actually did a bit of wee on the toilet. She’s 2 so is nearing toilet training time, so we have to take these shouts seriously. 

Roll on summer so we can begin toilet training properly. Until then we’ll continue playing Wee Wee Roulette.

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